The Bard of Liminga — Ray Sharp

Oh Alanis

 

A                               D                A

I am the particle and you are the wave

A                                  E           

You are the article that I always crave

D                                   A                D     

You are my master and I am your slave

     A            E                     A

Or is it the other way around?

A                                  D                  A

I am the fast food and you are the mouth

A                                           E               A

You’re northern latitude and I am the south

D                              A              D

I am all sooner and you are all later

      A                                            A                 A

I’d sail my slow schooner round your fine equator.

D                               A 

Waffles or pancakes red wine or beer

        D                        A                 E

Whatever it takes to win you my dear

A                          D                 A

I am the kilo and you are the pound

     A           E                    A

Or is it the other way around?

D        A

Oh Alanis

D       A E

Oh Alanis

D       A D

Oh Alanis

   A             E            A

I feel like I just ran aground

    A                E                  A

In love or the other way around

 

I am the cheese dip and you are the bread

Your oversized lip has gone to my head

I enter the room and you turn to the sound

Or is it the other way around?

I’m Anacin and you’re anisette

I’m moribund and you’re more not yet

You are more fun and I’m more regret

Cuz I’m Morrison and you’re Morrisette

Waffles or fried eggs whiskey or beers

Bare arms and long legs pierced navels and ears

2 dollars a kilo a dollar a pound

Or is it the other way around?

Oh Alanis

Oh Alanis

Oh Alanis

I was lost but now I am found

Or is it the other way around?