Nine Affirmations for Nine Nine Oh Nine « The Bard of Liminga

Nine Affirmations for Nine Nine Oh Nine

I will drink nine cups of coffee at nine;

I will plant nine acorns in nine holes
on nine hills;

I will serve nine platters of nine cupcakes
with nine candles;

I will send nine letters to nine editors
on nine serious subjects;

I will tell nine friends nine secrets
in nine languages;

I will feed nine sardines to nine cats
with nine lives;

I will follow the nine commandments
of the god of 729 names;

I will pleasure my ninth lover nine times
at her nine erogenous zones;

I will compose nine songs of celebration
for the eight planets

and Pluto, the cartoon dog.