Two poems from October 1999:
1. Highly Evolved
HOW does a man hit
the middle of the bowl
in the middle of the night
in the dark?
2. The Difference
IF your child be son or daughter
depends on how (s)he passes water.
If she is perchance the latter
then she neatly voids her bladder.
But if he happens to be the first
then his aim will be much worse.